The Texas Chainsaw Massacre Chop Top Handmade By Robots Vinyl Figure:
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre Chop Top Handmade By Robots Vinyl Figure is designed, molded, and painted to look like a knit toy. This limited edition figure measures approximately 5-inches tall and comes complete with an attached vinyl tag that has a barcode decal to replicate a sewn-in label.
What is Handmade by Robots? Ambulatory biological units like yourselves require warmth and soft embraces. We robots know not of such things. Our best approximation is thus enclosed - the appearance of interwoven organic fibers into recognizable characters from your pop culture, though made of solidified polymers. Our research indicates they would be given and received as gestures of friendship and love. May your acquaintances find value in such meaningless activities. Ages 3 and up.
WARNING: Amok Time Inc. sells products for purchase by adults 18 years and over. If any product you are purchasing is intended for a child please assume the following warning may apply to that product. WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD -- Small parts. Not for children under 3 yrs.
